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Search In. Funny Words Of Wisdom. Recommended Posts. Posted December 13, edited. For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Chocolate Bars Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores Men are like Government Bonds They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like Parking Spots Marvin Purser on June 11, at pm.
Anonymous Reader on April 18, at pm. Jarick R on June 4, at am. This joke was awesome Reply. Ingy on April 4, at am. Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? Pastor Bedtime Reply. Tonya Salomons on April 4, at am. Margaret Feinberg on April 4, at am. Carroll Wheeler on March 15, at pm. Moses is alive, appeared on Mt. Of Transfiguration Reply. Jim on May 21, at am.
Don on May 29, at pm. He obviously did die but God raised him back up for a future work. Nate on December 20, at pm. Fran on May 6, at pm. Teresa on March 2, at pm. Glen Nash on April 4, at pm. Who is the shortest man in the Bible? Answer: Not Zaccheaus, but… Bildad the Shuhite! Nehemiah knee high Reply.
Josh on February 19, at pm. He slept on his watch! Matthew Reply. Until now I thought it was Ne-high-miah Nehemiah , Reply. David Bolme on September 17, at am. Janice Stewart on April 4, at pm.
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Who is the fattest lady in the Bible? The woman of Samaria some area Reply. Jon on April 5, at pm. How do you know that they had motorbikes in the Old Testament?
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Segun Opadeyi on April 5, at pm. Alison on April 7, at pm. Margaret on May 29, at am. Love this, Alison! John Shelton on May 28, at am. Who was the most evil man in the Bible? He broke all ten commandments at ounce, Did you know there was Pole Vaulting in the bible? Yeah, Jesus cleared the temple. Rachel lit off her camel. They were all in one accord. These are all great, John! Thanks for adding to our list!
Lilyann on June 8, at am. Who was the straightest man in the bible? Joesph, the king made him a ruler.
Margaret on June 10, at am. I love that one. Yelena on December 16, at pm. Jeff V on August 13, at am. John Shelton on August 22, at pm. Flee fornication. Robert Harness on November 21, at pm. Love this one Reply. Dave Kozlowski on September 1, at am. My son, 7 at the time, thought Pontius Pilate was the first exercise guy. Pilates Reply. What were lots last words to his wife? Is someone following us? Margaret on October 7, at am. This one made me laugh out loud. Danuta on February 15, at pm.
Ahhaaa… okay true. And she turned. Chris Babcock on October 8, at pm. Because he tide his ass to a tree and walked 2 leagues Reply. C on October 8, at am. Kaylea Melcher on July 11, at pm. Sandy on October 17, at pm. Phillip Rose on June 6, at pm. A Mathew, because he mark, Luke and John. Explain it. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John on January 28, at pm.
T Dog on January 28, at pm. Hi Kelly. Please would you explain this joke? Yo' boy Tom on May 29, at am. Hi Kelly, Could you please explain this joke? Life is at stake. David on October 20, at pm. Who was the most elastic man in the Bible? The prophet Ballum. He tied his ass to a tree and walked twenty miles. Joel A. Brondos on November 24, at pm. Ron Harman on June 20, at pm.
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Very nice and thrilling. Here is one from me Why did God spew out some Christians in revelation? Because they were not salty. Nebuchadnezzar he was on grass for 7 years Reply. Nicolas Ciarapica on March 5, at am. Elliott on July 28, at pm. Nice Reply. Ashley on March 5, at pm. Do you need an arc?
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RJ on November 21, at am. Chris on September 2, at pm. Trezel on September 8, at pm. People believe we came from Adam and Eve. Gay people believe they came from Adam and Steve. Caleb on September 21, at am. Why was Titus scared of Philemom? Because He bruised James. Caleb on October 15, at pm.
Paul Casas on October 22, at pm. How many pairs of animals did Moses take to the ark? None it was Noah not Moses Reply. DavNos on November 25, at pm. Pastor Jim Marstaller on November 26, at pm. Samson, Absalom Who was the Irishman in the Bible? Jesus and Mark Psalm The shortest man in the Bible was some guy who slept on his watch. Did Moses ever make it into the Promised Land? Yes, Mount of Transfiguration Reply. Gabriel Lewis on March 15, at pm. The shortest man in the Bible was adam atom Reply. Pastor Jim Marstaller on November 27, at pm.
Tyler on January 15, at pm. Christian on February 2, at am. Al Milliken Jr on February 13, at am. Did you know that Jesus was a Dodge man? He walked everywhere HE went. Ahahaa… good one. Where in the bible did the sun shine once and never again? Email me that answer, lol Reply. Joso on March 5, at pm. Gerard on March 17, at am. Jesus was in the first baseball game. He preached the sermon on the mound.
David Cubias on March 18, at pm. Hillbilly voice Reply. Victor on April 6, at pm. Why Peter denied Jesus 3 times? Because Jesus heal Peters motherlaw Reply. Super Ninja on April 22, at pm. Why was Onan a lousy gardener? Because he spilled his seed. I on June 13, at pm. How do we know fertilizer is in the bible Because they always said lettuce spray let us pray Reply.
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